ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A CELEBRANT?    WILL YOU BE MY NEXT NEWLYWEDS?   

 MY NEXT LITTLE PERSON TO BE NAMED AND WELCOMED TO MOTHER EARTH?

MY NEXT CELEBRATION OF LIFE BY WRITING AND DELIVERING A EULOGY FOR A DEARLY DEPARTED LOVED-ONE?

IF YOU NEED A CELEBRANT TO PERFORM ANY OF THESE OR OTHER CELEBRANCY SERVICES,  MY GOAL IS TO DELIVER…..

• a unique and individual experience for you and your guests – whatever the celebration it is you have in mind.   A small gathering of your closest family and friends is just as significant as one where there will be a cast of hundreds. 

CELEBRANTS HAVE A DUTY TO PROVIDE…..

• CHOICE and to express and project what resonates with their clients.   This duty of care and services should extend to a guarantee that clients will take a cherished memory of their ceremony into the future. 

MARKING A SPECIAL EVENT BY…..

• ceremony or ritual has become an integral part of our society.   In recent years there has been a significant shift away from churches and registry offices where there have been very limited choices.   Whilst some people may still prefer to pursue these options, you can now reflect your beliefs, hopes and dreams in a civil ceremony that will provide you with a great deal of choice whilst at the same time providing you with a dignified, meaningful and, above all, relaxing occasion. 

I WOULD LIKE YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT…..

• I have a deep and abiding respect for the differences and aspirations of others and value sincere, loving relationships in all their diversity.   You can absolutely rely on me to listen very carefully to what you wish to achieve and then be able to pull it all together to create a fitting backdrop for what it is you wish to celebrate.   There are so many reasons across all cultures why people wish to gather together to express their joy and happiness with family and friends.

Oh, just one more thing before you go……. no matter how much you may bribe me, I will not wear an Hawaiian hula outfit  or belly dancing regalia!    I dress appropriately and endeavour to blend in with whatever you have chosen to wear for your ceremony, whether it be haute couture and traditional or smart casual and so on.   You may, of course choose to wear whatever you like within the confines of the law.    But, if you have a penchant for jumping out of something from some unimaginable height, or diving into the fathomless depths of an ocean suitable only for marine life and those who enjoy eyeing off sharks, etc., I’m probably not your girl.   Nor will I be coerced into your exchanging vows in a lions’ den (or worse still – Naturism comes to mind!!).   I would consider such situations to be unconventional and risky and would be obliged to charge danger money – although something in the vicinity of, say, $1.5m just might clinch it!   Lots of L’ingOL here!    However, I have a friend, Supercelebrant from Celebiztan, who sometimes deputizes for me – she is fearless and would probably do it just for the adrenalin rush whatever that is!   I have a sense of occasion leavened with what I hope is the right amount of lightheartedness.   She, on the other hand, has a wicked sense of humour which is somewhat of an endearing trait considering she is soooo fearful, ooops I mean fearless. 

……..to love is bliss – to forgive – divine…………